Lumpiness, Laziness, and Loss (Of Weight.) . . . . (I Hope.)

Okay. Time for another round of "accepting thy fate." Unfortunately, my fate is heading toward becoming a big fat lump of well. . . fat. I barely have any energy recently. Not even enough to PM my IRC friends and converse with them. My favorite jeans don't fit. Hell, I can't even walk up and down my driveway without losing my breath. So after a total mental and physical breakdown today with the realization that I'm actually becoming one of "those" people, I think it's time for a change.

A big one.

Well . . . Maybe not quite that big. I'm a bit of a pussy that way. I don't like exercise and I don't like dieting. Hopefully, small trade-ins will make a big difference. . . Let's see...

Whole-grain wheat bread instead of white. I can do that. Hmm. Quite tasty actually.

Whole-grain crackers with small cheese slices instead of potato chips and hunks of Velveeta. I like cheddar better anyway!

Oh dear. . . my Reese's. . . Not my Reese's! Of all things, please, God, don't take my Reese's!!!!

Hmm. Blueberries. Not bad. Not as good as Reese's. But maybe I can have one cheat day a week. . .

This might not be so bad after all.

That is, as long as I can have my Reese's.

Love, Pai